Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"the rankest compound(s) of villainous smell that ever offended nostril."—Shakespeare
















Everlast
Eau de Toilette—A base of Sweaty Balls, with top notes of Smelling Salts and Check Wepner's Blood.
Daytona 500 Cologne—Overpowering middle notes of Burnt Rubber and Burnt Flesh with a hint of Death.
previously:
Phew! York
eau de ASS

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daytona 500 might include the infield smells of barbecue smoke, stale beer, beef farts and 3 day old B.O.

9:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Donald?!

I would rather smell like "Burnt Rubber and Burnt Flesh with a hint of Death" any day.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Kitty Laverne said...

The Donald: Burnt hair, burnt bridges and breath of death. Pretty close to Daytona 500.

4:57 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

ZING kitty! good one!

5:00 PM  
Blogger Dabitch said...

There was an awful Issy Miyake perfume in the 80s, which looked a lot like that Daytona bottle - which stunk like burnt rubber and gasoline. Maybe I'm misremembering and it ws that Daytona one. Worst xmas gift ever in any case.

5:45 AM  

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