Friday, November 13, 2009

Condomi unsells me on its fruit-flavored condoms.


(click ads) "Tastes like real fruit." I doubt it, but that's nice. A previous flavored prophylactic campaign from Germany featured hot models blowing tuttufrutti condom bubbles. Now, via ad agency DraftFCB Kobza in Vienna, we have dick chomping. Do you understand the draw of fruit-flavored condoms? If you are a female/male prostitute who sucks rubber-sheathed penes all day and night, then maybe you do (images via). Here's a previous ad for Condomi ultra thin condoms.

6 Comments:

Anonymous KissMyBlackAds said...

Have seen these ladies "roll" a cigar?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p-SrFsXDlY

There's a couple of these spots rolling around out there.

11:42 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Both spots are years old (2006-7), adrants covered them initially. I guess the agency/client is putting them out there again.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous Oral Dentata Roberts said...

Frightening, biting visuals!

As for me, I don't see spasms of pure orgiastic pleasure emanating from these suffering 'suckees' but only excruciating pain.

The intoxicating taste of real fruit must confuse the 'suckers' at some point and that's when teeth are bared and come into play.

Oh and that reminds me of the feminist saying, "If God had meant for women to suck cocks, SHE wouldn't have given them teeth."

12:11 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Wonderful sign-in name ODR.

12:13 PM  
Anonymous franCo. said...

Silly me, and I thought these were conceptual poster ideas for 'Slice of Life', the John Wayne and Lorena Bobbitt Canadian produced biopic to be shown on all places the 'Slice Channel'.

'Slice' is a Canadian English language cable television lifestyle channel directed towards women with programming including talk shows, reality television and more.

http://www.diabetoboy.com/images/jwbobbitt.jpg

1:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God bless you for knowing the plural of "penis."

3:15 PM  

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